Drugstore cowboy meets married to the mob

March 8, 2010

She walked into the drug store and said I need electric blanket to keep myself warm. Who did this broad think she was coming in here making demands like this? I could lose my licence giving out drugs like this I thought. But how was I going to get through to her? This was one broad that couldn’t be messed with.

Singing in the rain is more like crying in the rain

March 8, 2010

Ever notice how the damp weather makes aches and pains worse? My granny always complained when it rained, even said she knew when rain was on the way because her aches and pains were worse.We are keeping an eye on insurance marketing to see if we can get better life cover for her. Now I’m beginning to understand what she meant. I need to find something good for joint pain relief. Or maybe I need to get myself to the sun.

Hair today, gone tomorrow but all for a good cause.

March 8, 2010

My friend is suffering from alopecia and the doctor has recommended that she take a course of vitamins for hair loss. We thought it had to do with cell phones and cell phone booster but alas it wasnt .I wouldn’t mind but she takes vitamins already. Think it must be way more difficult for girls to lose their hair than guys. She’s really cool about it though and is considering shaving it off to raise some money for charity.

When sleepless in Seattle is more than just a movie

March 8, 2010

Suffering from insomnia as I do means I’m prone to deark circles under eyes syndrome. Being a guy means that I can’t disguise it with make up without drawing attention to myself for the wrong reasons. So I tend to wear sunglasses a lot and also to keep my entertainment centers at home and in the care down. Which doesn’t look cool at night. Maybe I should just get something from the doctor for my insomnia.

When you go down to the woods today, I wonder what you might find

March 8, 2010

Once upon a time Billy was taking a walk in the woods when he found a brochure for Outer Banks vacation rental , a place where his parents had loved to go . He didn’t know what to do with it so he took it home to his house and told his mum and dad about it. He was grounded for stealing and for not telling his mum and dad where he’d gone.

All work and no play doesn’t a dull boy make

March 8, 2010

I once considered buying an online degree because I was too busy having a good time in college to care about studying and taking my exams. Lookinga at social security disability isnt just a reality. The only thing that stopped me was the fact that my card was maxed. Probably just as well. Decided to knuckle down and work hard. I now have a great work ethic that’s got me where I am today.

Money talks when you’re having a coffee

February 9, 2010

I don’t usually earwig on other people’s conversations but I couldn’t help overhear a couple of guys talking today. I went out to grab a coffee and decided to treat myself to a pastry too and I sat down to read the newspaper. We are looking at Paris vacation rentals everywhere and two guys at the next table were discussing rv financing and my ears just pricked up and I tuned in. Interesting stuff.

Money for nothing is a thing of the past

February 9, 2010

My brother has just asked me for a loan to pay for his car insurance. I can’t understand why he didn’t budget for this. Ive been looking on my computers screen and cant find it anywhere! He’s the most carefree guy I know. Never thinks any further than his next pay check! Its not the first time I’ve had to bale him out but I’m thinking of letting him know it’ll be the last. He has to start acting his age and not his shoe size.

I’ll never want to leave my house again!

February 9, 2010

Having come into some money recently I’ve decided that rather than invest the money and then lose it and have nothing to show for it, as has happened in the past, I’m going to live for the moment and spend it! Well some of it anyway. I’m considering buying a health savings account and I think I’m going to make all my dreams come true.

When the best man has designs on the bride

February 9, 2010

My friend Jim Dolan Designs websites for a living. I’ve known him since kindergarten and I was his best man at his wedding a few years ago. It was a great day and night and I was so honored to be asked. His wife is a absolutely stunning and I used to have a secret crush on her before they became an item. I’m not sure Jim would have invited me had he known how I felt.

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