When all that’s on your mind is getting laid

January 20, 2010

We’re looking at moving to a great new house out in the suburbs, loads more space for the kids, more space for my boys toys and most importantly, an apple orchard out back. It’s a really impressive house and all I could find myself thinking about was what kind of garage flooring I was going to put down – I mean, this is going to be my new hideout, my getaway from the world. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do…

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